My brother shot a wedding this weekend, they had some unexpected guests.
Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one